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Monday, 22 June 2015
Lol....... See Buhari on a Church Poster (Photo)
These pastors are getting more daring and creative in their marketing.
By the way that the new governor of Akwa Ibom on the right side of
Buhari....
This Nigerian Doctor Claims he Can Cure HIV in 2 Months (Photo)
Nigerian Professor Produces Antivirt, An Anti Viral Drug For Treating HIV
AIDS. Despite doubts in some quarters about the authenticity of his
claims, Professor Maduike Ezeibe of Michael Okpara University of
Agriculture Umudike (MOUAU), Abia State, has insisted that his...
Her Brother Slapped Their Mum Twice. Should She Arrest Him?
Franca shared her story and wants to know your thoughts on this?:
A
friend of mine called me this morning to explain her ordeal when her
brother slapped their mum twice last night. I was confused on the issue.
We need your advice urgently. Here's what happened: His name is Oscar.
In 2006 after finishing his NYSC he looked for a job for 2 years...
UNIUYO FEMALE HOSTEL GOES UP IN FLAMES SEE DETAILS
But whatever celebration, characteristically modest or unusually lavish,
planned for the day, went up in flames literally and literarily,
turning the planned or muted celebration into anger, anguish and sorro...
Akpors And His Father don Come Again
Akpos came late to school and
his teacher asked, "Akpos, why
are u late to school?".
He replied, "My papa dey find
his money for house."
The teacher asked again, "Are
u helping him to find it?".
Akpos answered, "No, I was
standing on it till he comot for
house." Hahahahahahaha...
FORGET about Marriage If you can't answer these 20 Questions Here
You *must* have these internal conversations before walking down the aisle.
Maybe you’ve been together a while and are considering taking a big
step, or perhaps you just started seeing one another and aren’t sure if
you should stay the course.
Whatever your situation,...
Airtel Appoints 2Face, Phyno, Patoranking as Brand Ambassadors
Leading Telecommunications service provider, Airtel Nigeria, has
appointed music legend, TuFace Idibia; rap artiste Phyno; reggae
dancehall singer, Patoranking; one of Nigeria’s fastest rising comedian,
Akpororo and renowned On- Air-Personality, IK Osakioduwa as...
It's not by force to feature Wizkid or Banky W - Skales
Skales is probably getting tired of explaining why he didn't feature Wizkid or Banky W in his debut album 'Man of the Year'..
During his industry Nite event, when asked, he shot back
It’s not by force to feature them. Besides, everybody have their
different schedules,...
Full List Of 2015 Top 20 Richest Musicians In Nigeria – (Psquare ($128M), Don Jazzy ($35M)
Nigerian musicians are known for their flamboyant livestyles, especially
with some flaunting their wealth publicly, but not all of them are as
wealthy as they appear.
While many of them have endorsement deals with multinational
companies, telecommunication companies as well as other money- spinning
companies, some others have huge investments,...
Nigerian Mosquitoes Bite 'Oyibo' Woman To Death (Photo)
Turkish Airlines (THY) flight attendant Selda Durmaz has lost her life
on Friday night in an Istanbul hospital as a result of a mosquito bite
in Nigeria, while she was on duty.
Durmaz flew with THY to Nigeria's capital city of Lagos.
When she returned back...
Finally! Wande Coal shows us his son (photos).
I’ve never seen a photo of his son. He’s about six or so and looks just like his dad. Cute!
...
Three Years Ago.
A teacher was teaching in the class and was disappointed
that her students couldn’t catch up with what she was teaching. So she
said…
TEACHER: You are supposed to know this! You learned this three years ago!
AKPOS: But ma, I don’t even remember what I ate last week.
...
Geography Class.
The teacher of the geography class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the
teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4
minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”
After a confused silence,...
If I had a million dollars
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on
what they’d do if they had a million dollars. Shefidinho handed in a
blank sheet of paper.
“Shefidinho !” yelled the teacher, “you’ve done nothing. Why?”
“Because if I had a million dollars, that’s exactly what I would do !”
...
Enter Here English Gurus.
Who said that english is easy… fill in this blank with YES or NO…
__________ I don’t have a brain.
__________ I don’t have a sense
__________ I am stupid
Oya nah.
...
How A Man and A Woman Uses An ATM.
How A Guy Uses an ATM
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt
How A Woman Uses an ATM:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because you’re too far from machine
6. Hunt...
I Wan Go Market.
One day a teacher asked the primary four pupils to make a sentence with “go”.
All hands were up.
He pointed at a boy, “Yes! Stand up and make a sentence with “go”.
The boy stood up and said, “I wan go market.”
The teacher shouted at him. “Common! Will you correct yourself now!”
The boy replied,...
Jersey Numbers.
A curfew was declared in Lagos but some guys disobeyed the curfew by
going out to watch a football match. While coming back, they were
sighted by some Soldiers who told them they will be punished for
disobeying the curfew.
One of the soldiers noticed they were putting on jerseys with numbers
and said they will be caned based on the numbers that...
Let’s Play The Police Game
BOY: Let’s play the police game.
GIRL: How do we play?
BOY: I run my fingers up your leg, and you say “Redlight” when you want me to stop.
GIRL: Okay.
*Few seconds later*
GIRL: Red Light!!!
BOY: The Police don’t stop for red lights.
...
BOTANICAL NAMES
In a class was an Agric teacher who asked this question:
TEACHER: What’s the botanical name of rice?
STUDENT: Orisasativa
TEACHER: Bright Idea. Give him what he deserves. (He’s clapped for).
TEACHER: Akpos, what’s the botanical name of maize?
AKPOS: OMAIZASATIV...
Jokes: Curious Questions.
I need you to answer the questions below….
[1] Can one cry under water?
[2] Do fish ever get thirsty?
[3] Why don’t birds fall off from trees when they are asleep?
[4] Why is a house called building when it is already built?
[5] When they say that dog food is new and improved, who tasted it?
[6] If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks...
Jokes: Akpors In GNS Class
Dr. Adebiyi:- Today we are talking about what we call “Question Tags”,
Examples are:-
She is Coming, isn’t she?
They have eaten,haven’t they?
Dr. Adebiyi:- Now who can give me another Example?
Taichi:- Na Yam we go chop today, Chopn’twe?
Dr. Adebiyi:- What kind of Sentence is that, Please who...
Jokes: What Is Photosynthesis?
SON: Dad, I need your help for my science homework.
DAD: OK.
SOME: What is photosynthesis?
DAD: Hmm… why not as the photographer when he comes in to take our picture.
...
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Jokes: Welcome to the 21st Century where.
Welcome to the 21st Century where..
Our Phones are WIRELESS
Cooking is FIRELESS
Cars are KEYLESS
Food is FATLE...
