Friday, 7 August 2015
joke!!! makin4 haven
HOW TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE MADE HELL
FIRE:-•
1: Your phone is full of different types of
porn and you have
the Holy Bible in the same device.
2: Your breast has been pressed more
than the T.V remote
in your parlour.
3: You've had sex more than your age
( years...
joke!!! new police
Omo, police don upgrade ooh,dis na d
call center numba 112...There was a
robbery in my neighbour's house and I
called them... next thing I heard was
.Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency
Center.. for English press. 1, for Igbo
press 2, for Yoruba press 3. Then I
pressed1... then another voice came
up....For car accident press 1, for
armed robbery press...
joke!!! apors again
A local FM Radio station was running a
contest, and Akpos phoned up.
The Radio presenter said:
“Congratulations on being our first caller,
all you have to do is answer the following
question correctly, to win our grand
prize.”
“That’s fantastic!” Akpos shouted in
delight.
“Feel confident?” she asked. “It’s a maths
question.”
“Well, I am an Engineer...