HOW TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE MADE HELL
FIRE:-•
1: Your phone is full of different types of
porn and you have
the Holy Bible in the same device.
2: Your breast has been pressed more
than the T.V remote
in your parlour.
3: You've had sex more than your age
( years).
Friday, 7 August 2015
joke!!! new police
Omo, police don upgrade ooh,dis na d
call center numba 112...There was a
robbery in my neighbour's house and I
called them... next thing I heard was
.Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency
Center.. for English press. 1, for Igbo
press 2, for Yoruba press 3. Then I
pressed1... then another voice came
up....For car accident press 1, for
armed robbery press 2, for boko haram
please hang up.... Den I pressed 2,
anoda voice came up.... If they're with
knives press1, pistols press 2, AK 47
press 3,machine guns press 4, bomb
press 5, all of the above press 6... Then
i checked and saw they were with all of
them then I pressed 6... anoda voice
came up sayin.... Hmmmm...! My
brother, if ur brother dey police u go
gree make im come? Thunder fire u
there...
joke!!! apors again
A local FM Radio station was running a
contest, and Akpos phoned up.
The Radio presenter said:
“Congratulations on being our first caller,
all you have to do is answer the following
question correctly, to win our grand
prize.”
“That’s fantastic!” Akpos shouted in
delight.
“Feel confident?” she asked. “It’s a maths
question.”
“Well, I am an Engineer and have been
teaching and practising maths for almost
10 years, ” Akpos proudly replied.
“Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2
return tickets for an adventurous trip to
Sambisa forest and an opportunity to
meet Boko Haram’s boss Shekau and the
Chibok Girls Face to Face:
What is 2+2?”
Akpos replied, “10”!!!
