Joke!!! Hungry and Broke

Hungry and Broke

There were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.

However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come up with a plan.

The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!"

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Joke!!! Monkey Business... Lwkmd

LONDON ZOO

A Nigerian youngster who was visiting the United Kingdom for the first time was taken to the London zoo for sightseeing. On getting to the section where monkeys are kept, he was amazed to see other tourists giving out plenty of money to the monkeys that were hopping around doing acrobatics. The more the acrobatics, the more the tourists enjoyed the show and the more the money (hard currency) the monkeys got.

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Joke!! Spell Plantain

Plantains

Teacher: Kola, spell plantain
Kola: whish one? the lipe one or the unlipe one?

He asks "Which one? The ripe one or the unripe one?", some people (like me) have trouble with the 'r', and with some people, it sounds like an 'l'

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Super Eagles player, Micheal Babatunde & wife welcome daughter

22 year old Super Eagles player, Micheal Babatunde and his wife have welcomed their daughter. The proud dad shared the photo of his adorable daughter on his Instagram page. Congrats to them.  

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Graphic photos: Trailer kills conductor in Lagos this morning

‎A trailer conductor was killed this morning at Coker along the Badagry expressway in Lagos. Eyewitnesses say the unidentified conductor had called on a trailer driver to help him move his own trailer forward so he can offload the goods in his trailer. As the driver tried moving the vehicle

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Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger splits from wife

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger, 65, has split from his wife Annie, 59. The couple got married in 2010 but have been together for years and have an 18 year old daughter together. They are said to have agreed a financial package and divided up their assets after Arsene filed for legal separation in a French court.

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Lmao! Funny Picture-if Jesus Had A Whatsapp Group

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What Happens when you borrow to Buy an Ileya Ram

Here's what happens to you when you borrow money to buy a sallah ram by fire by force:

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Diamond Platnumz shows off adorable pictures of his daughter

She’s a cutie!

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Photo: Deputy Vice Chancellor, his 14 year old son and four others die in car crash along Lagos-Ibadan expressway

The Deputy Vice-Chancellor-designate of Fountain University, Osogbo, Prof. Abdul Hakeem Mobolaji, his 14 year old son, Muhammad and four others died in a car crash along the Lagos Ibadan expressway on Sunday September 20th. 

 

According to The Nation, the professor of Econometrics

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New Music: Davido – Dodo (Prod. By Kid Dominant) Download

As we anticipate Davido’s new album scheduled for release this September, here is ‘Dodo’ off the highly anticipated ‘Baddest’ album. Listen to ‘

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Photo: Fake soldier arrested in Ogun State

Ayodele Adedeji was arrested by Police Detectives attached to Onipanun Division of the Ogun State Police Command for parading himself as a soldier in the Nigerian Army, P.M News reports.

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As the new deadline for BVN draws near - Important things you should know

 
By now, most people know about the Bank Verification Number, commonly referred to as BVN. The BVN scheme is the registration of customers in the financial system using biometric technology.

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Rick Ross in serious Rape Lawsuit

Rick Ross is being sued by a woman simply identified as Jane Doe who claims she was raped during Grammy weekend after being drugged in Rick Ross’ van.

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