Joke - who loves who

A man escapes from prison where he has been
for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for
money and guns and finds a young couple in
bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on
top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at
his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in

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joke- Where were you born

The missing part...


Interviewer: Where were you born?
Akpos: Lagos
Interviewer: Which part?
Akpos: What do you mean which part? The
whole
body was born in Lagos.lol

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Joke of te day

Why Nigerian Girls are so Greedy...

I have been sending chat msgs to this
gal as in
“hi”, “hey”, “xup” …since 2009 but
she has
neva replied me! Today i sent,
“232252536421162” to her and after 3mins
she replied “xup handsome, pls which
network
airtime is dis?” And i replied, “its a
NOKIA
torch light serial number” …. and she blocked
me immediately. Pls have I said
anything bad?

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See English MAde in Nigeria

MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.
*ABEG DRESS BACK.
*If I hear pim, u go hear
weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school
fees money?

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Who is wiser

A Blind Man bought a television.
A Deaf Man bought a radio.
A Dumb Man bought a walkie-talkie. People,
Who's the wisest among this Men?.

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naija jokes!!!!

cashless economy
one day some thieves broke into our
house.the following conversation
ensued:
Thief 1: open dis door or else I will
break it down.
Father: plsssssssssssssssss..., I will open d door.
Thief 1: where is d money u kept in dis
house?
Father: cashhhhhlesssss economy... Pls
don't kill us.
Thief 1: Hahahaahahahahah.... Fool!, ur credit card or ur life.... Or else I will kill
u
father: Yepah! Mogbe!! Wat will u do
wit credit card... We don't have ATM
machine in our house keee...
Thief 1: shut up!... Akpos, (turning 2 thief 2), give me d POS machine and let
him dis old fool insert is card into it...

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Naija jokes!!!!!

NIGERIA....My beloved country, where people.....
(Add urs)
~ Check d expiry date of gala after eating it.
~ Go to church with extension and BB
charger (charging in his presence).
... ~ Update on BBM "about 2 cross", get hit by a
car and still update "dying tinz"
~ Say an opening prayer at nite clubs
~ Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just
to watch a soccer match.

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Naija joke!!!!!!!!!!!

(1) Where a man Happily meet a lady and when she
goes back to her friends, their only question was "Is
the guy loaded?
(2) Where leaders pretend to be patriotic when they
are in office, out of office, they will turn to ethnic
tigers.
(3) Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
(4) Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles & Waters

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Baby disappears during naming ceremony in Ogun state

An eight month old baby identified as Hezekiah Opeyemi Ogundele mysteriously disappeared during a naming ceremony held at Inuosegba community in Abeokuta Ogun state yesterday July 26th.

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List of approved traffic/vehicle offences in Nigeria

Have an idea what it is so you don't get over-billed. See the rest after the cut...

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Basketmouth and his lovely family pictured in the US

That little girl looks so much like his dad. Beautiful family

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Michael Jackson's father steps out with younger, sexy new girlfriend

According to MediaTakeOut, this lady is Joe Jackson's new girlfriend. Isn't he like 108 years old? He and wife Katherine Jackson have been separated for years...

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Baba Go Slow title given to Buhari best suits Nigeria - Yoruba Obas

Yoruba Obas under the aegis, Yoruba Obas Conflict Resolution Committee, have applauded the new title of "Baba Go Slow" being used by some people to describe President Buhari. The Obas spoke through their Chairman and the Olugbo of Ugbo Kingdom, Oba Fredrick Obateru Akinruntan at the an award ceremony in Ibadan Oyo state yesterday July 26th

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Graphic photos: 2 robbers killed in Ogun

Two members of a 5-man robbery gang were killed by men of the Ogun state police command after they raided the Dalemo community in Ogun state yesterday July 26th. Residents in the community put a distress call across to the police and after the police arrived the scene, a gun battle ensued leading to the death of two of the robbers while the remaining three escaped with gunshot wounds. Items recovered from the robbers included 15 cellphones, jewellery, N3,000, 1 Dell Laptop and other items. Photo from the scene after the cut.

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