Joke - who loves who

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then...

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joke- Where were you born

The missing part... Interviewer: Where were you born? Akpos: Lagos Interviewer: Which part? Akpos: What do you mean which part? The whole body was born in Lagos.l...

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Joke of te day

Why Nigerian Girls are so Greedy...I have been sending chat msgs to thisgal as in“hi”, “hey”, “xup” …since 2009 butshe hasneva replied me! Today i sent,“232252536421162” to her and after 3minsshe replied “xup handsome, pls whichnetworkairtime is dis?” And i replied, “its aNOKIAtorch light serial number” …. and she blockedme immediately. Pls have I...

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See English MAde in Nigeria

MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.*ABEG DRESS BACK.*If I hear pim, u go hearweeen.*Have they BROUGHT light?*The FILM is SWEET*Pls help me SLOW that fan*Mummy HAVE come*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU*Have you paid your schoolfees mone...

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Who is wiser

A Blind Man bought a television.A Deaf Man bought a radio.A Dumb Man bought a walkie-talkie. People,Who's the wisest among this Men...

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naija jokes!!!!

cashless economy one day some thieves broke into ourhouse.the following conversationensued:Thief 1: open dis door or else I willbreak it down.Father: plsssssssssssssssss..., I will open d door.Thief 1: where is d money u kept in dishouse?Father: cashhhhhlesssss economy... Plsdon't kill us.Thief 1: Hahahaahahahahah.... Fool!, ur credit card or ur life.......

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Naija jokes!!!!!

NIGERIA....My beloved country, where people.....(Add urs)~ Check d expiry date of gala after eating it.~ Go to church with extension and BBcharger (charging in his presence).... ~ Update on BBM "about 2 cross", get hit by acar and still update "dying tinz"~ Say an opening prayer at nite clubs~ Go to an eatery and buy bottled water justto watch a soccer...

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Naija joke!!!!!!!!!!!

(1) Where a man Happily meet a lady and when she goes back to her friends, their only question was "Is the guy loaded? (2) Where leaders pretend to be patriotic when they are in office, out of office, they will turn to ethnic tigers. (3) Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note. (4) Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles & Wate...

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Baby disappears during naming ceremony in Ogun state

An eight month old baby identified as Hezekiah Opeyemi Ogundele mysteriously disappeared during a naming ceremony held at Inuosegba community in Abeokuta Ogun state yesterday July 26...

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List of approved traffic/vehicle offences in Nigeria

Have an idea what it is so you don't get over-billed. See the rest after the cut...

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Basketmouth and his lovely family pictured in the US

That little girl looks so much like his dad. Beautiful famil...

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Michael Jackson's father steps out with younger, sexy new girlfriend

According to MediaTakeOut, this lady is Joe Jackson's new girlfriend. Isn't he like 108 years old? He and wife Katherine Jackson have been separated for years.....

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Baba Go Slow title given to Buhari best suits Nigeria - Yoruba Obas

Yoruba Obas under the aegis, Yoruba Obas Conflict Resolution Committee, have applauded the new title of "Baba Go Slow" being used by some people to describe President Buhari. The Obas spoke through their Chairman and the Olugbo of Ugbo Kingdom, Oba Fredrick Obateru...

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Graphic photos: 2 robbers killed in Ogun

Two members of a 5-man robbery gang were killed by men of the Ogun state police command after they raided the Dalemo community in Ogun state yesterday July 26th. Residents in the community put a distress call across to the police and after the police arrived the scene,...

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