Joke - who loves who

A man escapes from prison where he has been
for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for
money and guns and finds a young couple in
bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on
top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at
his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in

jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw
how he kissed your neck.” If he wants s*x, don’t
resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells
you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll k*ll us. Be
strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing
my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told
me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it
was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you too!!”
LWKMD