(UPDATE) Col Dasuki has beenreleased and the ban on his homes lifted..Following the house arrest and sealing-off of the residences of Sambo Dasuki, aretired colonel and former national security adviser, Governor of Ekiti state, Ayo Fayose says dictatorship is returning to Nigeria.In a statement issued on Friday , he asked the president to put Boko...
Friday, 17 July 2015
joke againn
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, very curious. He hadbeen hearing quite a bit about toasting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done.One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became surprised. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and...
I NO FIT LAUGH10 PERFECT WAYS OFSEARCHING FOR A GOOD WIFE MATERIALS IN ANYLADY.1. Ifyour Girlfriend come to your house and join youin drinking garri, Marry Her.2. If you take her to a restaurant and she pickedgala/pure-water instead of expensive meals, She isunderstanding marry her.3. If she sees someone with Bugatti but decided tofollowyou with keke,...
akpors in the exam hall
Akpors and his best friend Dexmond sat intheexam room to write their final year exam.Dexmond had studied very well for the paperwhile Akpors had not.This is what went on between them in theexam room.INVIGILATOR: 10 min to Stop...
A new CRK teacher, transferredto a JSS 2 class during the midterm, wanted to know how wellthe students understood thesyllabus so far. He decided tostart from the last topic theprevious teacher had taught,"Hello class, who broke downthe walls of Jericho?"There was a full minute ofabsolute silence. All the studentsjust stared at him blankly. Theteacher then pointed at thestudents in the front desk toanswer the question. Thestudents began responding.Amos: "Sir I'm a new studenthere, I just started this schoollast week."John: "Sir the day the walls wasbroken, I didn't come to school,I swear"MARY: "Sir I only passed by thewalls of Jericho, I didn't eventouch it, as it was alreadybroken when I passed it."Rufus: "Sir, I didn't even knowthe walls had been broken, untilyou mentioned it now."The teacher became so shockedand infuriated, "What!!!" Hescreamed. The Students beganmurmuring amongstthemselves that the newteacher is so mean.The teacher, shocked by theirignorance, stormed to theprincipals office to tell him whathappened. The principal kindlyresponded, "Sorry about that.You know how mischievousthese JSS students can be?Always destroying things andlater denying it. But be restassured, this matter would befully investigated. Just writedown the total cost in fixing thesaid wall, and at the next PTAmeeting the issue would bediscussed"Who is more stupid, thestudents or the principal?
A new CRK teacher, transferredto a JSS 2 class during the midterm, wanted to know how wellthe students understood thesyllabus so far. He decided tostart from the last topic theprevious teacher had taught,"Hello class, who broke downthe walls of Jericho?"There was a full minute ofabsolute silence. All the studentsjust stared at him blankly. Theteacher then pointed at thestudents in the front desk toanswer the question. Thestudents began responding.Amos: "Sir I'm a new studenthere, I just started this schoollast week."John: "Sir the day the walls wasbroken, I didn't come to school,I swear"MARY: "Sir I only passed by thewalls of Jericho, I didn't eventouch it, as it was alreadybroken when I passed it."Rufus: "Sir, I didn't even knowthe walls had been broken, untilyou mentioned it now."The teacher became so shockedand infuriated, "What!!!" Hescreamed. The Students beganmurmuring amongstthemselves that the newteacher is so mean.The teacher, shocked by theirignorance, stormed to theprincipals office to tell him whathappened. The principal kindlyresponded, "Sorry about that.You know how mischievousthese JSS students can be?Always destroying things andlater denying it. But be restassured, this matter would befully investigated. Just writedown the total cost in fixing thesaid wall, and at the next PTAmeeting the issue would bediscussed"Who is more stupid, thestudents or the principal?
A new CRK teacher, transferredto a JSS 2 class during the midterm, wanted to know how wellthe students understood thesyllabus so far. He decided tostart from the last topic theprevious teacher had taught,"Hello class, who broke downthe walls of Jericho?"There was a full minute ofabsolute silence. All the studentsjust stared at him blankly. Theteacher then pointed at thestudents in the front desk toanswer the question. Thestudents began responding.Amos: "Sir I'm a new studenthere, I just started this schoollast week."John: "Sir the day the walls wasbroken, I didn't come to school,I swear"MARY: "Sir I only passed by thewalls of Jericho, I didn't eventouch it, as it was alreadybroken when I passed it."Rufus: "Sir, I didn't even knowthe walls had been broken, untilyou mentioned it now."The teacher became so shockedand infuriated, "What!!!" Hescreamed. The Students beganmurmuring amongstthemselves that the newteacher is so mean.The teacher, shocked by theirignorance, stormed to theprincipals office to tell him whathappened. The principal kindlyresponded, "Sorry about that.You know how mischievousthese JSS students can be?Always destroying things andlater denying it. But be restassured, this matter would befully investigated. Just writedown the total cost in fixing thesaid wall, and at the next PTAmeeting the issue would bediscussed"Who is more stupid, thestudents or the principal?
