(UPDATE) Col Dasuki has beenreleased and the ban on his homes lifted..Following the house arrest and sealing-off of the residences of Sambo Dasuki, aretired colonel and former national security adviser, Governor of Ekiti state, Ayo Fayose says dictatorship is returning to Nigeria.In a statement issued on Friday , he asked the president to put Boko Haram, and not Dasuki, under house arrest.“Democracy is already being put on trial, less thantwo months that President Muhammadu Buhari assumed office… Rather than invading homes of Nigerians and putting people under house arrest,the government should invade Boko Haram territories and arrest the insurgents,”“President Buhari should rather keep Boko Haram under house arrest, not opposition party members.Those heavily armed security men that invaded Col. Dasuki’s Abuja and Sokoto homes should have been put to a better use by sending them to the Boko Haram ravaged North Eastern part of Nigeria,”“The president should keepthe rising exchange rates of Dollar, Pound Sterling, Euro and other foreign currencies under house arrest. He should pay attention to governance, beguided by the rule of law and be for everyone and for nobody as he promisedwhen he was sworn into office.”“Was there any invitation by the DSS to Col. Dasuki that he refused to honour? Isn’t it worrisome that in this democratic age, security agents could in a commando-like invade the house of a former NSA to carry out his arrest when there is no record that he was invited and he refused to honour the invitation, or that he resisted arrest?“Could Col. Dasuki’s present ordeal be as a result of his advice that the presidential election be postponed? Is this not an indication of an impending clampdown on PDP members and other Nigerians perceived not to be on the same page with the President Buhari-led AllProgressives Congress (APC) government? “We in the PDP supported our party during the presidential election like every other loyal party members should do, should this display of support for our party and its candidate now warrant persecution by the federal government? “If Col. Dasukiactually committed any offence to warrant his arrest and questioning by the DSS or any of the country’s security agencies,shouldn’t warrant of arrest have been issued against him? Shouldn’t he have been invited by the DSS instead of invading his houses and sealing them off in a commando-liked manner?“Nigerians must therefore rise against this emerging dictatorship and save the country’s democracy from imminent collapse becausetoday, it is Col. Dasuki, tomorrow it can be any other person.”
Friday 17 July 2015
joke againn
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, very curious. He hadbeen hearing quite a bit about toasting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done.One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became surprised. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning, Johnny described everything to his mother."Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked forawhile, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feelher heart, just like the doctor would. Except he's not as good as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold because heput it under her skirt. About this time, sisgot toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis told him she was really hot.Finally, I found out what was making them so sick... a big snake had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood thereabout 9 inches long. Honest! Anyway, hegrabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the river!Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the snake by biting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the snake go. I guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and heldit tight while he took a nylon cover out of his pocket and slipped it over the snake's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it, and he helped by laying on the top of the snake. The snake put up a hell of a fight.Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the snake by squishing it between them.After a while, they both quit moving andgave a great sigh. Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough they had killed the snake. I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went on toasting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again, and lo and behold, the snake wasn't dead after all. It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess snakes are like cats... they have nine lives or something.This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the snake by sitting on it. After about 35 minutes of struggle, they finally killed the snake. I know it was dead this time because I saw sis' boyfriend peel off theskin and flush it down the toilet."Mother fainted!!![hupso]
I NO FIT LAUGH10 PERFECT WAYS OFSEARCHING FOR A GOOD WIFE MATERIALS IN ANYLADY.1. Ifyour Girlfriend come to your house and join youin drinking garri, Marry Her.2. If you take her to a restaurant and she pickedgala/pure-water instead of expensive meals, She isunderstanding marry her.3. If she sees someone with Bugatti but decided tofollowyou with keke, my brother na your bonebe that.4. She come to your house and wash even yourbrothers and sisters clothes, marry her fast.5. You gave her 50K for shopping but she went forokirikaand bring back 45K to you, marry her because shereadeconomics. 6. She will call you everydayand ask if you needrechargecard, brother claim her o!7. If the girl used to give you her pocket moneyeveryweek, She loves you marry her.8. If both of you enter bus she will pay, That is agoodsign9. Whenever the girl is eating with you and she'seating only bone while you eat meat, marry her.10. When you asked her what she want and shesaidnothing, my brother she deserves everything.MY QUESTION NOW IS THIS, DOES A WOMANWITH ANYOF THESE STILL EXIST IN NIJA?
akpors in the exam hall
A new CRK teacher, transferredto a JSS 2 class during the midterm, wanted to know how wellthe students understood thesyllabus so far. He decided tostart from the last topic theprevious teacher had taught,"Hello class, who broke downthe walls of Jericho?"There was a full minute ofabsolute silence. All the studentsjust stared at him blankly. Theteacher then pointed at thestudents in the front desk toanswer the question. Thestudents began responding.Amos: "Sir I'm a new studenthere, I just started this schoollast week."John: "Sir the day the walls wasbroken, I didn't come to school,I swear"MARY: "Sir I only passed by thewalls of Jericho, I didn't eventouch it, as it was alreadybroken when I passed it."Rufus: "Sir, I didn't even knowthe walls had been broken, untilyou mentioned it now."The teacher became so shockedand infuriated, "What!!!" Hescreamed. The Students beganmurmuring amongstthemselves that the newteacher is so mean.The teacher, shocked by theirignorance, stormed to theprincipals office to tell him whathappened. The principal kindlyresponded, "Sorry about that.You know how mischievousthese JSS students can be?Always destroying things andlater denying it. But be restassured, this matter would befully investigated. Just writedown the total cost in fixing thesaid wall, and at the next PTAmeeting the issue would bediscussed"Who is more stupid, thestudents or the principal?
A new CRK teacher, transferredto a JSS 2 class during the midterm, wanted to know how wellthe students understood thesyllabus so far. He decided tostart from the last topic theprevious teacher had taught,"Hello class, who broke downthe walls of Jericho?"There was a full minute ofabsolute silence. All the studentsjust stared at him blankly. Theteacher then pointed at thestudents in the front desk toanswer the question. Thestudents began responding.Amos: "Sir I'm a new studenthere, I just started this schoollast week."John: "Sir the day the walls wasbroken, I didn't come to school,I swear"MARY: "Sir I only passed by thewalls of Jericho, I didn't eventouch it, as it was alreadybroken when I passed it."Rufus: "Sir, I didn't even knowthe walls had been broken, untilyou mentioned it now."The teacher became so shockedand infuriated, "What!!!" Hescreamed. The Students beganmurmuring amongstthemselves that the newteacher is so mean.The teacher, shocked by theirignorance, stormed to theprincipals office to tell him whathappened. The principal kindlyresponded, "Sorry about that.You know how mischievousthese JSS students can be?Always destroying things andlater denying it. But be restassured, this matter would befully investigated. Just writedown the total cost in fixing thesaid wall, and at the next PTAmeeting the issue would bediscussed"Who is more stupid, thestudents or the principal?
A new CRK teacher, transferredto a JSS 2 class during the midterm, wanted to know how wellthe students understood thesyllabus so far. He decided tostart from the last topic theprevious teacher had taught,"Hello class, who broke downthe walls of Jericho?"There was a full minute ofabsolute silence. All the studentsjust stared at him blankly. Theteacher then pointed at thestudents in the front desk toanswer the question. Thestudents began responding.Amos: "Sir I'm a new studenthere, I just started this schoollast week."John: "Sir the day the walls wasbroken, I didn't come to school,I swear"MARY: "Sir I only passed by thewalls of Jericho, I didn't eventouch it, as it was alreadybroken when I passed it."Rufus: "Sir, I didn't even knowthe walls had been broken, untilyou mentioned it now."The teacher became so shockedand infuriated, "What!!!" Hescreamed. The Students beganmurmuring amongstthemselves that the newteacher is so mean.The teacher, shocked by theirignorance, stormed to theprincipals office to tell him whathappened. The principal kindlyresponded, "Sorry about that.You know how mischievousthese JSS students can be?Always destroying things andlater denying it. But be restassured, this matter would befully investigated. Just writedown the total cost in fixing thesaid wall, and at the next PTAmeeting the issue would bediscussed"Who is more stupid, thestudents or the principal?
