A bride tells her husband,
"Honey, you know I'm a virgin
and I don't know anything about
sex. Can you explain it to me
first?" "Okay, sweetheart...
Friday, 31 July 2015
joke!!!!
Standing at the gates of heaven At the
end of the age when all
the believers were standing in
line waiting to get into heaven,
the angel Gabriel appeared and
said, “I want all the men to
form two lines. One line will be for the
men who were the true
heads of their households. The
other will be for the men who
were dominated by their
wives.” Gabriel...
joke!!!!! how to know if u are beign follwed by village witched. lwkmd
How to Know When The Witches In Your Village Are Following You! * If you are downloading a file of 5GB data and it Fails at 99%... * If you buy a bold5 for 90k today and the next day the price drops to 20k......
Thursday, 30 July 2015
GEJites & Buharists compares both leaders visits to Cameroon president
Lol. People that don’t have work. Photos show ex president Jonathan
meeting Paul Biya of Cameroon and President Buhari at a state visit to
Cameroon yesterday July 29th. Is there any differenc...
OMG! See How Phone’s Camera Flash Blinded This Little Ba-by
To all those who l0ve snapping little babies with all kinds of phones
with heavy camera flash, please take note before you land yourself in
troub...
Wednesday, 29 July 2015
Photos: Delta Queens football club's bus attacked by fulani herdsmen
According to Sport presenter Queen J, Delta Queens Football club's bus
was attacked by some Fulani Herdsmen/armed robbers on their way to
Lokoja around Okene.
Read from bottom up...
More photos from Toyin Saraki's visit to EFCC office yesterday
Yesterday, Senator Dino Melaye and other
politicians escorted Mrs Toyin Saraki to the EFCC head office in
Abuja to answer some questions. See more photos after the cut...
Tuesday, 28 July 2015
Chinese artists create a realistic fallen Angel that got the World talking
Last week in Beijing, artists Sun Yuan and Pen Yu unveiled their latest work they call “Angel”
The work is frighteningly realistic, and photos of the work are being
shared across all social networks. The piece has been installed in
China’s capital, reports the Daily Ma...
See the reason why Saying “I love you too” means nothing, here’s why
Relationship writer, Tim Mousseau of The Good Men Projectexplains why one of the most uttered phrases in history, never defines a person’s true feelings towards their partners.
Here’s what he wrot...
LWKM!!! Naija Engineers
Lecturers from an Engineering faculty in a Nigerian University boarded a plane.
When the plane was ready to take-off, the pilot said......
Lol. PASUMA SAYS HE's IN LOVE OH.
Popular Fuji star, Pasuma Wonder, has revealed in an exclusive chat with Saturday Beats,
that he has found love and might tie the knot anytime soon. Pasuma is
48 years old now and his first daughter Wasilat is 24 years old! Here’s
what he told Saturday Bea...
Nigerian Defence Academy Issues A Warning To M.I & Charass For Wearing Camouflage
This will not be the first the military will issue warning to celebs for putting on camo. The twitter
handle of the Nigerian Defence Academy, Kaduna posted this photo of MI and singer Charass wearing their camouflage and warned...
DAddy how was i born
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will n...
joke!!! letter bomb
Two boko Haram boys, Habib & Akpo are making letter bombs.
Habib: “I’m not sure whether I put enough explosive in this envelope before I sealed it.”
Akpo: “Well, then open it and look.”
Habib: “But if I open it, it will explode!”
Akpos: “Don’t be stupid – it’s not...
joke!!! Hungry and broke
There
were three men living together in London. An Afro-American, a West
Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have
money to buy food.
However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided to come...
Monday, 27 July 2015
Joke - who loves who
A man escapes from prison where he has been
for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for
money and guns and finds a young couple in
bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on
top of her, kisses her neck, then...
joke- Where were you born
The missing part...
Interviewer: Where were you born?
Akpos: Lagos
Interviewer: Which part?
Akpos: What do you mean which part? The
whole
body was born in Lagos.l...
Joke of te day
Why Nigerian Girls are so Greedy...I have been sending chat msgs to thisgal as in“hi”, “hey”, “xup” …since 2009 butshe hasneva replied me! Today i sent,“232252536421162” to her and after 3minsshe replied “xup handsome, pls whichnetworkairtime is dis?” And i replied, “its aNOKIAtorch light serial number” …. and she blockedme immediately. Pls have I...
See English MAde in Nigeria
MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.*ABEG DRESS BACK.*If I hear pim, u go hearweeen.*Have they BROUGHT light?*The FILM is SWEET*Pls help me SLOW that fan*Mummy HAVE come*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU*Have you paid your schoolfees mone...
Who is wiser
A Blind Man bought a television.A Deaf Man bought a radio.A Dumb Man bought a walkie-talkie. People,Who's the wisest among this Men...
naija jokes!!!!
cashless economy one day some thieves broke into ourhouse.the following conversationensued:Thief 1: open dis door or else I willbreak it down.Father: plsssssssssssssssss..., I will open d door.Thief 1: where is d money u kept in dishouse?Father: cashhhhhlesssss economy... Plsdon't kill us.Thief 1: Hahahaahahahahah.... Fool!, ur credit card or ur life.......
Naija jokes!!!!!
NIGERIA....My beloved country, where people.....(Add urs)~ Check d expiry date of gala after eating it.~ Go to church with extension and BBcharger (charging in his presence).... ~ Update on BBM "about 2 cross", get hit by acar and still update "dying tinz"~ Say an opening prayer at nite clubs~ Go to an eatery and buy bottled water justto watch a soccer...
Naija joke!!!!!!!!!!!
(1) Where a man Happily meet a lady and when she
goes back to her friends, their only question was "Is
the guy loaded?
(2) Where leaders pretend to be patriotic when they
are in office, out of office, they will turn to ethnic
tigers.
(3) Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
(4) Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles & Wate...
Baby disappears during naming ceremony in Ogun state
An eight month old baby identified as Hezekiah Opeyemi Ogundele
mysteriously disappeared during a naming ceremony held at Inuosegba
community in Abeokuta Ogun state yesterday July 26...
List of approved traffic/vehicle offences in Nigeria
Have an idea what it is so you don't get over-billed. See the rest after the cut...
Michael Jackson's father steps out with younger, sexy new girlfriend
According to MediaTakeOut, this lady is Joe Jackson's new girlfriend.
Isn't he like 108 years old? He and wife Katherine Jackson have been
separated for years.....
Baba Go Slow title given to Buhari best suits Nigeria - Yoruba Obas
Yoruba Obas under the aegis, Yoruba Obas Conflict Resolution Committee,
have applauded the new title of "Baba Go Slow" being used by some people
to describe President Buhari. The Obas spoke through their Chairman and
the Olugbo of Ugbo Kingdom, Oba Fredrick Obateru...
Graphic photos: 2 robbers killed in Ogun
Two members of a 5-man robbery gang were killed by men of the Ogun state
police command after they raided the Dalemo community in Ogun state
yesterday July 26th. Residents in the community put a distress call
across to the police and after the police arrived the scene,...
Sunday, 26 July 2015
Buhari slams military for hiring foreign mecenaries to fight Boko Haram
President-elect Buhari has berated the
military for enlisting foreign mercenaries
to fight Boko Haram.
According to Vanguard, he spoke in
Kaduna while hosting the National
Executive Council of the
ArewaConsultative Forum, ACF.
The military has never been so
incapacitated like now. It is a shame that
the Military cannot secure 14 out of the
774 local...
Why I allowed Abacha arrest me – Obasanjo
Former President Obasanjo has disclosed
reasons why he allowed former head of
state, Sani Abacha to arrest him in March
1995 for allegedly conspiring abroad
against the Abacha regime, despite many
opportunities to escape and accept an
offer of political asylum by the US.
Leadership reports
Obasanjo was among the opposition
lights that were against...
why some relationship fails
WHY SOME RELATIONSHIP FAILS
There are many reason why relationship
fail; some people will tell you their
relationship failed due to infidelity,
addiction , lack of attention, abusive
behaviour or severe money problem,
from perspective failed relationship have
one thing in common. Relationship fail
due to a different in the desire and ability
to create...
joke !!!!!!!!!
LECTURERS FROM A UNIVERSITY IN
NIGERIA,
FACULTY OF ENGINEERING BOARDED A
PLANE.
WHEN THE PLANE WAS READY TO TAKE-
OFF,
THE PILOT SAID......"WELCOME ON
BOARD
LADIES & GENTLEMEN MAY I PLEASE
INFORM
YOU THAT THIS PLANE WAS
MANUFACTURED
BY
YOUR STUDENTS IN THE UNIVERSITY AND
THIS
IS THE FIRST TIME OF FLYING".
IMMEDIATELY THEY HEARD THAT,
EVERYONE
RAN...
Friday, 24 July 2015
Photos of Obama’s grandmother arriving at the Jomo Kenyatta International airport
Mama Sarah as she is popularly called is in Nairobi to await the arrival
of her grandson, the president of the United States of America...More
photos after the cut...
Photos: Glamour Lounge grand opening with Banky W
The ace is often the highest playing card with its meaning since
changing to mean high quality and excellence. Introducing the “Ace of
Clubs“. Sensationally new with a brilliant display for the cream de la
cream who has lustful taste for 24 hours of nonstop entertainment.
This...
Thursday, 23 July 2015
MoneyGram partners Access Bank to launch Big Splash promo
MoneyGram, in conjunction with Access Bank, has launched a special
consumer promo tagged Access Bank MoneyGram Big Splash Promo to reward
customers who undertake receive transactions at all branches of the bank
between July and December this ye...
Photos: Children seen hanging on the back of a moving van
Kids seen hanging on the back of a moving van along Iga, Olamaboro, Kogi-Abuja road in Kogi state.
...
Photos: Children seen hanging on the back of a moving van
Kids seen hanging on the back of a moving van along Iga, Olamaboro, Kogi-Abuja road in Kogi state.
...
Photos: Yinka Bode George and his nice figure take sexy photos
Yinka, a Canada based model and one of the sons of PDP
Chieftain, Bode George, took some sexy pics and shared on instagram. More photos after the cu...
See the cake a LP reader ordered - see what she received
The one on the left is the cake the LP reader ordered - the one on the
right is what she received. To be honest, I don't think it's that bad.
What do you think...
Armed Forces Radio begins live transmission
The Nigerian Armed Forces Radio station which was commissioned in May by
former President Jonathan has started transmitting live on 107.7. The
radio station, which is located in Abuja, is to provide balanced and
fair reporting of Nigerian military and their operations....
Lol. Donald Trump actually believed he had a chance with the late Princess Diana
Lol. In this old article, our 'favourite' business magnate said he
regrets never having asked the late Princess of Wales out and believed
he had a shot.....
Caitlyn Jenner shows off her shoe collection says ‘Don’t get jealous, Khloe’
Caitlyn Jenner took to Instagram to treat fans to a sneak peek at her
expanding shoe collection, which includes everything from nude patent
leather ankle-strap sandals to metallic pumps, flats and leopard heels.
"Don’t get jealous Khloe! It’s filling up,” Caitlyn...
