joke!!!!! how to know if u are beign follwed by village witched. lwkmd

How to Know When The Witches
In Your Village Are Following
You!
* If you are downloading a file of
5GB data and it Fails
at 99%...
* If you buy a bold5 for 90k
today and the next day
the price drops to 20k...
* You
win 100millon, u put am 4 bank,
next week d
bank declare bankrupt... * Your
first day in a restaurant, after
eating fish, the
bone hang for your
throat... * If after working for 30
days, you got fired without
salary... * After selling your
fathers property to go abroad,
and you still got deported few
weeks later... * If you take expo
into the exam hall, and cant
understand your own
handwriting... * If after 6
abortions and d guy still ends up
not
marrying you... * If you submit
expo with your answer sheet... *
When ur friend wey just come
back from America
give u cheque & did not
remember to sign before
going back... . Finally, If you read
This and you are not laughing...
then the witches in ur village are
truly following u!!!