HOW TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE MADE HELL
FIRE:-•
1: Your phone is full of different types of
porn and you have
the Holy Bible in the same device.
2: Your breast has been pressed more
than the T.V remote
in your parlour.
3: You've had sex more than your age
( years).
Friday, 7 August 2015
joke!!! new police
Omo, police don upgrade ooh,dis na d
call center numba 112...There was a
robbery in my neighbour's house and I
called them... next thing I heard was
.Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency
Center.. for English press. 1, for Igbo
press 2, for Yoruba press 3. Then I
pressed1... then another voice came
up....For car accident press 1, for
armed robbery press 2, for boko haram
please hang up.... Den I pressed 2,
anoda voice came up.... If they're with
knives press1, pistols press 2, AK 47
press 3,machine guns press 4, bomb
press 5, all of the above press 6... Then
i checked and saw they were with all of
them then I pressed 6... anoda voice
came up sayin.... Hmmmm...! My
brother, if ur brother dey police u go
gree make im come? Thunder fire u
there...
joke!!! apors again
A local FM Radio station was running a
contest, and Akpos phoned up.
The Radio presenter said:
“Congratulations on being our first caller,
all you have to do is answer the following
question correctly, to win our grand
prize.”
“That’s fantastic!” Akpos shouted in
delight.
“Feel confident?” she asked. “It’s a maths
question.”
“Well, I am an Engineer and have been
teaching and practising maths for almost
10 years, ” Akpos proudly replied.
“Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2
return tickets for an adventurous trip to
Sambisa forest and an opportunity to
meet Boko Haram’s boss Shekau and the
Chibok Girls Face to Face:
What is 2+2?”
Akpos replied, “10”!!!
Wednesday, 5 August 2015
MUSIC- D’Banj – “Salute” ft. Ice Prince
D’banj who recently carted away with the 2015 Evolution Award at the MAMAs serves his fans with this tune titled “Salute” which features Choc City’s Ice Prince.Not sure if this is the official version cos of the audio quality but will definitely keep you updated.
DOWNLOAD D’Banj – “Salute” ft. Ice Prince
Music: Reekado Banks – Tomorrow
Reekado Banks again hit us with another Fresh music titled Tomorrow produced by Don Jazzy.
#reekadobanksseason
Press play & share your thoughts
DOWNLOAD Reekado Banks – Tomorrow (mp3)
DOWNLOAD Reekado Banks – Tomorrow
DOWNLOAD Reekado Banks – Tomorrow (mp3)
DOWNLOAD Reekado Banks – Tomorrow
PREMIERE: Wizkid – Ojuelegba (Remix) ft. Drake, Skepta
We got our hands on the full cut of Drake and Skepta’s verse on Wizkid’s Ojuelegba (remix) which premiered on OVO’s Beat 1 show on Apple music over one hour ago.
Listen to the full song below
DOWNLOAD Ojuelegba (remix) ft. Drake, Skepta | 9javibes.com
MUSIC: Don Jazzy – “Get Down” ft Reekado Banks + Jay Electronica + Di’Ja
Don Jazzy teamup Reekado Banks, Jay Electronica & Di’Ja On a new
tune Get Down, Couple of weeks ago, Jay Electronica with the #Tidal
team. During the stay, he visited Mavin ’s HQ, and apparently laced a
verse on a Don Jazzy tune that also featuresReekado Banks and Di’Ja Few hours ago OldManEbro premiered this tune on Hot 97.
New music: Ketchup - 'Pam Pam'
All NNPC Group Executive Directors fired
The GEDs fired are Mr. Ian Udoh - leading Refining and Petrochemicals, Mr. Adebayo Ibirogba leading the Engineering and Technical team, Dr. David Ige leading Gas and Power, Dr. Attahir Yusuf leading Business Development; Dr. Dan Efebo leading Corporate Services, Mr. Bernard Otti in charge of Finance and Accounts, Ms. Aisha Abdurrahman leading Commerce and Investments, and Mr. Joseph Dawha leading Exploration and Production.
Photos: Ambode swears in new 19 Permanent secretaries
National Enquirer releases Bobbi Kristina's deathbed photo (graphic)
BREAKING: Boko Haram Chief Recruiter Arrested [Photo]
Boko-Haram recruiter, Bana-Fanaye.
Authorities in Chad have arrested Bana Fanaye
also known as Mahamat Moustapha, who is said to be the mastermind of
Boko Haram operations in Chad and northern Cameroon.
Photos: Governor Ajimobi Receives Hero’s Cheers From Citizens While Strolling On The Streets Of Ibadan
Governor Abiola Ajimobi of Oyo seems to have won the heart of his state citizens with series of developmental projects he’s embarked on since entering power. The governor received hero’s cheers from his people as he strolled on the streets of Ibadan recently. Both the young and the old gathered in their numbers to catch a glimpse of him and to also hail him for what he’s done for them…
Islamic Cleric Arrested For Having 3-Day Marathon s*x With Lady During Deliverance
A 42-year-old self-professed Islamic cleric, known locally as Alfa, has been arrested and charged before Isolo Magistrates’ court for engaging a 34 year-old woman in s*x deliverance that lasted for three days in Lagos State, western Nigeria.
Photos: Desmond Elliot & other Lagos House of Assembly members at US conference for legislators
