joke!!!!!! akpors nd pastor

Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and
he innocently accepted.
Two minutes later his message came in:
Pastor: How are you?
Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy.
Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike
you and your family.
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life
Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May God stab you with the knife
of riches
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal
jail of success
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of
happiness collapse on you
and your family Akpos (no reply)
Pastor: Are you there?
Akpos: Yes, my daddy
Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim
the Blessings.
Akpos: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and
crush you and your family. May the
earthquake of happiness
swallow you and your family members.
May the sea of miracles
drown you and your family members in Jesus’ name.
Pastor: (no reply)
Akpos: You should be saying ‘Amen’ to
claim these prayers
Pastor: May thunder fire you! Idiot .